The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!