the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!