Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To call me maybe

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!