The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be born.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!