The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Black power

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!