The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to not finish your

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!