The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!