The power to die at will.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to be a human

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The Power of cheese

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to sleep

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!