the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!