The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to have no one read this post

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To call me maybe

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be born.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!