The power to die on command

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to always hug people

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power spite flower

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to have a small penis

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!