The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to silence explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!