The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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To call me maybe

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!