The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!