The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!