The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!