The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!