The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!