The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!