The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to die

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!