The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!