the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!