The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to send future you crazy

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to transform into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!