The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Aweonao

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to see through water

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!