the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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To call me maybe

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!