Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Aweonao

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to have no one read this post

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The super power to control paper.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!