The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!