Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to see through water

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!