The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!