The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!