The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!