Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to write a country song

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to die at will

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!