the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!