The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to state the obvious.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!