The power of exact change

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to glow in the light

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to be a human

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to die at will

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!