The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The Power to Combust

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!