- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like any show

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

The power to turn wine into water

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Pointless Super Powers