The power to to think less

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to see through air.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!