the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!