The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to be stupid

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!