the power to fail

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!