The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!