The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!