The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!