- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to die at will.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The power to give your wife rights

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to see John Cena.

The power to be buried at sea

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to shit brix

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power of your girlfriend's will

the power two become drunk at anytime

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

Pointless Super Powers