The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power... to read this

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!