The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!