The power to murder rocks.

Have sex but not feel it

the ability to find pointless superpower

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

Th power to be telepathetic

the power to control urine

The power to have no power.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The ability to understand women!!

The Power to Combust

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

the ability to die once you have died

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to only tell the truth

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the power to pee on command

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!