Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to smell poop

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!