The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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mint berry crunch

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not have power

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!