The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!