The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to die at will

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the power to see the present.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power of exact change

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!