The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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blindness

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A healing punch

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to pee any color

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!