Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to attract bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!