the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!