The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!