The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!