The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to go into a coma

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!