the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to only make burnt toast

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!