The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the ability to lick your own anus

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power of micro penis.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!