the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to die at will

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!