the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to die

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!