the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to write a country song

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of gentle breeze

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!