the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Find Waldo

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!